The Crack Podcast

Tangled Cactus and Coffee Blockage

I've been out for an Indian. Got a pudding too. I get a bit open about loss by discussing a cactus (of all plants), and then theres a story of how I was wrong. Always wrong..!

Pay the Import Tax For a Brick While Waiting in a Cemetery Wearing Santas Hat

Got a brick sent over from America... customs found it. Took a walk and ended up on top of a hill in a cemetery. That was nice. I didn't really wear Santas hat... yet.

A Coyote, a French Revolutionist, and a Halloween Guiser Walk Into an Authentic Scottish Pub

I've been unusually occupied with social and cultured events. Cinema and food with friends. Theatre with my lady. Lunch with another friend... Also some listener mail, and Americans quizzing my pub tastes. 

Jamie Bissett Talks About Corsica, The French, Anxious Dogs, and 'In Bruges'

Exciting times for us here. Maybe not for you. But certainly for me. This is the first guest and conversation recorded for The Crack Podcast. Jamie Bissett was on to talk about his recent trip to Corsica, a French Island, where he went for a walking holiday. He talks about (literal) ups and downs, tells of his lessons learnt, and then briefly we mention the health of pets and a Colin Farrell film. I hope you enjoy. Cheers - Lewis 

Scared of Heights and Record High Charity Book Prices

I used to work at heights, but I was always harnessed in. Today I was up high and I was not harnessed in. I didn't like it. Went to McDonalds yesterday. That was nice. 

Block the Van and Cook a Gravy

Tasty pasta sauce like The Sopranos. Not enough space in a car park. Never easy. 

Two Weeks Too Long For Self Doubt

Well its been over a fortnight. Oops. Was feeling a bit 'bruh, what you doing?' but all good now. Got my watch. Back on track and keeping time. 

Do You Have a Voucher or Certificate For Mini Golf ?

Yo. Late... again. I went out for mini golf and got messed up after. I shopped in Marks and Spencers. Also I have a new certificate. Yay. 

Don't Stop Even For Blue Nails

Sorry for the delay between episodes. I have been sick. It wasn't fun. 

Bumpers Up For Gambling Migaines

Been bowling, been having head pain, been winning money. Broke even. Don't take part in looting or riots, guys x