The Crack Podcast

Hello. Happy New Year. See You in a Fortnight. Adios

Happy New Year, guys. I hope your festive period was one of love, happiness, and peace. This is the first episode of 2025. Mental. Time is flying. Speaking of flying... I'll be away for almost two weeks. A Mexican holiday! It's very exciting. This episode is just a little update as to what I've been up to, and I hope you enjoy. Theres mention of Robin Hood... and a western film. A little update on a little chihuahuas health. And the usual grumblings of what's happening in my little orbit. Until next time, look after yourself. Be good to each other. Don't take any shit. I'll speak to you next time (but it will be in a few weeks..!)

And a Happy Christmas To You, Sir

Last one of the year, guys. Hope you've had a lovely 2024. It's a quick episode. Christmas time..! Nothing drastic. Just a little standard episode on what's going on and the thoughts around them. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year x 

Wicked Undelivered Underwear

After going to see Wicked at the cinema, I cant stop thinking about what is under the surface. Amazon haven't delivered my new underwear... but don't worry... I own spares. 

The Wizard of Gladiator Plasma Advertising on Bin Day

The cinema two days in a row? Wild. The Wizard of Oz one night and then Gladiator 2. What a film. The bins weren't collected, and I'm going to be in a local advert. Life, man. I just don't know. 

Tangled Cactus and Coffee Blockage

I've been out for an Indian. Got a pudding too. I get a bit open about loss by discussing a cactus (of all plants), and then theres a story of how I was wrong. Always wrong..!

Pay the Import Tax For a Brick While Waiting in a Cemetery Wearing Santas Hat

Got a brick sent over from America... customs found it. Took a walk and ended up on top of a hill in a cemetery. That was nice. I didn't really wear Santas hat... yet.

A Coyote, a French Revolutionist, and a Halloween Guiser Walk Into an Authentic Scottish Pub

I've been unusually occupied with social and cultured events. Cinema and food with friends. Theatre with my lady. Lunch with another friend... Also some listener mail, and Americans quizzing my pub tastes. 

Jamie Bissett Talks About Corsica, The French, Anxious Dogs, and 'In Bruges'

Exciting times for us here. Maybe not for you. But certainly for me. This is the first guest and conversation recorded for The Crack Podcast. Jamie Bissett was on to talk about his recent trip to Corsica, a French Island, where he went for a walking holiday. He talks about (literal) ups and downs, tells of his lessons learnt, and then briefly we mention the health of pets and a Colin Farrell film. I hope you enjoy. Cheers - Lewis 

Scared of Heights and Record High Charity Book Prices

I used to work at heights, but I was always harnessed in. Today I was up high and I was not harnessed in. I didn't like it. Went to McDonalds yesterday. That was nice. 

Block the Van and Cook a Gravy

Tasty pasta sauce like The Sopranos. Not enough space in a car park. Never easy.