The Crack Podcast

Police Lie but Three Goats Get Too Stoned in a Hotel

I'm burning. Not with passion. Sunshine has done this to me. I saw three goats, and had a flashback to some aviary hotel trip. Be good !

Burgers and Death

Death is inevitable and generally perceived as a bad thing. Burgers, sadly, are not inevitable, and they're pretty good. As long as the cheese doesn't melt too much... but who's going to remember that when they look back ? 

Retire Expensive Books and Be Psyched For a Roman Empire

Attended a lovely retirement celebration for a lovely co-worker. Speeches, poems... a buffet. Went to town (not on the food), and had a few drinks. All in all, a lovely time was had. Spent a bit of cash on books online and saw a film trailer that got my adrenaline going. Another week... another episode..!

Let the Blood and Dodge the Seagulls With No Left Lens

Seagulls at Aldi's. Soon to be a badge for the blood. A pair of glasses becomes a non-pair. Get in touch and let me know how you're getting on!

Lord, or Waitress, Have Mercy

It's been a couple of warm ones, guys. Too warm for my liking. Got some sweat on the brow there to wipe off. Saw 'Waitress' the musical, live... in the cinema. Prerecorded. It was good. Did someone mention politics?!

Ignore the Alarm and Find the Lens

A fire alarm went off at the gym and no one batted an eyelid. A contact lens was absorbed into my eyeball. Election is coming up. And you better be behaving yourself. Enjoy !

Fishing For Feedback

Had a fantastic day fishing. Got a first draft of a different podcast released. And some birds outside thought they'd found a great dinner. Enjoy !

Legends of Lore Episode One: The Battle of Culloden / Battlefield Ghosts. DRAFT

https://www.thecrackpodcast.co.uk/contactHello. This is the first draft of a new podcast I'm hoping to start. If you do listen to it, please do leave feedback through the link above! 
 
Thank you,
Lewis 

Smoothest Crows Feet Are Such a Eurovision

A footpack, a dead bird, and reflecting on a multinational singing contest. Another week, another episode. Hope you're behaving yourself. 

Take Two With Better Energy

The first one didnt meet a standard set by no one but me. So I did another. A clean room for a clean mind - but never clean language.