The Crack Podcast

BONUS EPISODE - Trying to Get Out of Mexico, America, and London

Maybe yesterdays episode was a bit too sentimental for you? Maybe not. Who knows. It was for some. Hopefully this will amuse -  a retelling of my journey home from Mexico in January 2023. Enjoy!

Surrounded By Love Like an Ant in a Jar

A lovely week. Contacted lenses to give a clearer perception of the world, and a fantastic wedding was attended. Also, yes, I have a gherkin jar I've been putting ants in... 

Why Doth the Boiler Scream So? (or Who Punches a Sleeping Man in the Face?)

Recording in the spare room presents its difficulties. Be it the clutter or the boiler in the cupboard whining like a spoilt child. Talking about how terrible I am at shopping, Amazons style of adapting books to series, and how I am not Dr Dolittle. 

Watching Sugar Whilst Waiting For Rice But Don't Forget to Floss

Plenty to yammer about in this one. A haunted battlefield? A yappy dog? Fallout, Sugar, Ghostbusters? And the first time I've encountered a whole kitchen taking a break at once. All in this episode of The Crack Podcast. 

Love is in the Air and a Car is in the Box Junction

I made a friend with a stranger at a box junction. Strange. Also danced at a wedding ceilidh, in which I had a lovely time !

Stinky Drain by the Coffee Stain of a Dangerous Childhood

A blubbery hazard made for a stinky road near the flat. An ill-fitting takeaway cup lid gave my hoody some funky design. Memories of childhood have me counting my blessings. 

Ding Dong From Border Force

Doorbells with no bells but cameras. Border Force have my post. Bought a Nerf gun too. Bleeding from balloons. 

Seagull Stand Off in a Roundabout Rage

Seagulls like cowboys in the car park, and a sudden stop on the roundabout. Also a little bit of paranoia about what species may just decide to overthrow us one day. 

Lizard Brain or Frog Paws with a Pair of Personalised Sandals for the Hen

Saw a lizard acting unlizardlike. Wondering if frogs have feet or paws. Another week, another episode!

Memorable Order for a Spooky Address

Remembered for how I would ask for my food at an old place. Eerie place to live nearby. And a self inflicted injury.