The Crack Podcast

Two Weeks Too Long For Self Doubt

Well its been over a fortnight. Oops. Was feeling a bit 'bruh, what you doing?' but all good now. Got my watch. Back on track and keeping time. 

Do You Have a Voucher or Certificate For Mini Golf ?

Yo. Late... again. I went out for mini golf and got messed up after. I shopped in Marks and Spencers. Also I have a new certificate. Yay. 

Don't Stop Even For Blue Nails

Sorry for the delay between episodes. I have been sick. It wasn't fun. 

Bumpers Up For Gambling Migaines

Been bowling, been having head pain, been winning money. Broke even. Don't take part in looting or riots, guys x 

Police Lie but Three Goats Get Too Stoned in a Hotel

I'm burning. Not with passion. Sunshine has done this to me. I saw three goats, and had a flashback to some aviary hotel trip. Be good !

Burgers and Death

Death is inevitable and generally perceived as a bad thing. Burgers, sadly, are not inevitable, and they're pretty good. As long as the cheese doesn't melt too much... but who's going to remember that when they look back ? 

Retire Expensive Books and Be Psyched For a Roman Empire

Attended a lovely retirement celebration for a lovely co-worker. Speeches, poems... a buffet. Went to town (not on the food), and had a few drinks. All in all, a lovely time was had. Spent a bit of cash on books online and saw a film trailer that got my adrenaline going. Another week... another episode..!

Let the Blood and Dodge the Seagulls With No Left Lens

Seagulls at Aldi's. Soon to be a badge for the blood. A pair of glasses becomes a non-pair. Get in touch and let me know how you're getting on!

Lord, or Waitress, Have Mercy

It's been a couple of warm ones, guys. Too warm for my liking. Got some sweat on the brow there to wipe off. Saw 'Waitress' the musical, live... in the cinema. Prerecorded. It was good. Did someone mention politics?!

Ignore the Alarm and Find the Lens

A fire alarm went off at the gym and no one batted an eyelid. A contact lens was absorbed into my eyeball. Election is coming up. And you better be behaving yourself. Enjoy !