The Crack Podcast

Ding Dong From Border Force

Doorbells with no bells but cameras. Border Force have my post. Bought a Nerf gun too. Bleeding from balloons. 

Seagull Stand Off in a Roundabout Rage

Seagulls like cowboys in the car park, and a sudden stop on the roundabout. Also a little bit of paranoia about what species may just decide to overthrow us one day. 

Lizard Brain or Frog Paws with a Pair of Personalised Sandals for the Hen

Saw a lizard acting unlizardlike. Wondering if frogs have feet or paws. Another week, another episode!

Memorable Order for a Spooky Address

Remembered for how I would ask for my food at an old place. Eerie place to live nearby. And a self inflicted injury. 

Bad Veins for the Leap Year

Yesterday was a leap year. So happy March. This episode delves into the fascinating subject of phlebotomy. What is believed to have started with using leeches to first extract... yeah, not really. I went for a donation and my vein didn't do too great. Do-nut lie to me about how much a box of twelve may cost. And how heavy do I look?

No Showers or Broadband and Nae Chinese

What upsets me most? Not being able to shower comfortably? Not having broadband? Or the Chinese takeaway being closed? Who knows. Another week - another episode !
 

Deep Fried Adverts and Patches

Watched the (adverts) for the SuperBowl. Received a letter in the post... got a patch for my efforts. Why air fry chicken wings but deep fry chicken in batter?

Monkeying Around in a Dirty Car in the Rain

Would have needed one more monkey for Noahs Ark last week. Another week - another episode. Primate on the loose, heavens opened up, and a car needing a clean. 

Put the Birthday and Pancakes on the Credit Card

Getting this episode in just in time to keep up to the goal of one a week. A big birthday was had... as were a few pancakes. And a misplaced credit card. 

Resolutions on demand and prime, with a nice chianti

Keeping the episodes going. 4/4 so far. Getting closer to February, watching Amazon Prime, 4 on Demand, and a taste of wine appeared. 2024 off to a... not quite roaring start. But it has started.